What's shakin' bacon!

gaydream-believer:

shotguntork:

I would like to know why Tinky Winky is considered a national icon

I would like to know why you think Tinky Winky shouldn’t be considered a national icon

notchicken:

terranullius-andthestolengen:

notchicken:

notchicken:

tupacabra:

i feel bad for twins that aren’t equally attractive

this was me and my twin prom night image

thank you for the text post

another year, another disappointment  

image

Why are you wearing the same clothes??

I haven’t moved in a year

faketual:

Putting a dinosaur does not make up for it Google Chrome

faketual:

Putting a dinosaur does not make up for it Google Chrome

dahliasheng:

Team Free Will, from my AU season 10 fanvid series.
Friend: *sneezes*
Me: Bless you
Friend: *sneezes five more times*
Me: chill
big foot: im real
ppl: we thought u were a myth
big foot: u were myth-taken

tobiasspooky:

do you ever forget that you’re a real person

noobtheloser:

I’m trying my hand at my very favorite meme ever: Telling the story behind a GIF. 

beastlyart:

shadow-of-a-whisper:

literal-ghost:

lightneverfades:

beahbeah:

confuzzeldmind:

WHOEVER BUYS THIS FOR ME WINS MY ETERNAL LOVE

I OWN THIS
EVERY MORNING HE SAYS SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT HOW THE WORLD NEEDS YOU AND YOU HAVE TO GET UP
AND WHEN YOU PRESS THE BUTTON TO HUSH HIM HE SAYS “DEFTLY DONE, MADAM,” OR “IF IT’S NOT TOO FORWARD OF ME, THAT DID TICKLE, MADAM”
IT WAKES YOU UP WITH THE SOUND OF CHIRPING BIRDS BEFORE STEPHEN FRY’S VOICE
EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONE

THIS IS LIKE JARVIS. 
A REAL JARVIS EXCEPT HE’S A CLOCK.

VOICED BY STEPHEN FRY?!

This is going on my Christmas Wish List.

Liz we both need one so they can go off at the same time.

beastlyart:

shadow-of-a-whisper:

literal-ghost:

lightneverfades:

beahbeah:

confuzzeldmind:

WHOEVER BUYS THIS FOR ME WINS MY ETERNAL LOVE

I OWN THIS

EVERY MORNING HE SAYS SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT HOW THE WORLD NEEDS YOU AND YOU HAVE TO GET UP

AND WHEN YOU PRESS THE BUTTON TO HUSH HIM HE SAYS “DEFTLY DONE, MADAM,” OR “IF IT’S NOT TOO FORWARD OF ME, THAT DID TICKLE, MADAM”

IT WAKES YOU UP WITH THE SOUND OF CHIRPING BIRDS BEFORE STEPHEN FRY’S VOICE

EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONE

THIS IS LIKE JARVIS. 

A REAL JARVIS EXCEPT HE’S A CLOCK.

VOICED BY STEPHEN FRY?!

This is going on my Christmas Wish List.

Liz we both need one so they can go off at the same time.

can we just get this straight? if you message me on tumblr you are not annoying me i am a lonely person and any form of human contact is a god send